The human brain works great most of the time

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

No he isn't missing a hand....look again.

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

The Day You Stop Acting Like A Kid Is The Day You Stop Living.