Comparing the search history for "fleshlight" and "dating tips" using Google Trends shows us that over the last decade many have decided to give up.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.