If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

Grillenium Falcon food truck is awesome and even sells a sandwich called the Cheebacca.

The Duggar Family: Straight Outta Condoms.

Bach Street Boys.

Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.

Sign outside local hardware store shows they have a sense of humor....or crappy ladders.