When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Not sure if this is a bodybuilding competition or a funny face competition.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.