Things don't always work out the way you had planned

Romantic candlelight dinner for two. Man and his motorcycle can never be parted.

Everyone looks great sitting at the bar in this place

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Look at the tongue on her!

Is she stuck or just taking care of an itch?