It is probably a good idea to get off the steroids when your brain begins to show.

Excuse me sir do you work here?

And she still yells at me when I leave the toilet seat up.

Perfect shirt for the ladies out there that don't really care or know much about sports but want to fit in on game day.

An extra inch makes a big difference in certain things.

His cat insisted it be let out. The cat changed its mind. The cats owner now fears for his life.