The best way to potty train your kid is to literally scare the crap out of them.

This man appears to be taking a dump down someones chimney. I wonder if it was even Christmas?

Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

This child and dog look so similar they could be twins