Excuse me but I think you have a brake light out on your pants.

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

Do Not disturb! You know what I mean?

Possum Breaks Into Bakery And Stuffs His Face With Pastries Until He Was So Full He Couldn't Move.

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!

The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Will Never Straighten Itself Up If Everyone Continues To Try And Push It Over.