No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

He is a bit self conscious about his feet

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Here Is A Must Have For Those Mom's Looking To Re-enact A Scene From The Movie Aliens With Their Child

He Probably Read The Sign And Then Got Over Confident In His Driving Abilities