My computer screen is brighter than my future.

Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.

When your grandma finds out you haven't eaten all day.

Sign outside local hardware store shows they have a sense of humor....or crappy ladders.

Lost Dog. Long-haired blonde mutt, shots not up to date, loves to play with balls. No Reward.

Finding a job is more difficult than ever, just ask this guy.