What is the point of wearing any pants at all?

Good parenting is more powerful than the National Guard.

Totally awesome full back tattoo of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from the movie Ghostbusters.

The most ruthless and best vacuum cleaner you will ever see named Mike Dyson.

A trail of toilet paper hanging out of your pants in public may be the most embarrassing thing ever.

Are you going to eat that chicken strip?