Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.

The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.