This vacationing couple asked someone on the boat to take a picture of them while they were in the air. This is what they found on their phone.

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

I Sure Would Like To Hear His Explanation For This One

It Looks Like This Deer Has Had One Too Many Drinks At This Bar. Someone Had Better Give Him A Ride Home.