I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

When the username you want is taken...

Donald Trump vs Corn on the cob. Which one has better hair?

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

Hulk Hogan apologizes for 'unacceptable' racist rant, but some aren't buying it.