Obi-Wine Kenobi.

People that are high get 20% off. Just another reason why stoners love Taco Bell.

A woman saying, "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying, "you won't feel a thing."

Handerpants. Tighty whities for your hands.

A student's prayer.

Orgasms: Old retired golfers and sex maniacs society.