Took a picture of a dragonfly on my toe, but a huge muffin top and some sideboob ruined it.

Tired of being fat and ugly?

Solitary confinement sounds more like paradise than punishment on some days.

Every time you blow $100 on some dumb shit Franklin be looking at you like...

Donald Trump vs. Cameron Diaz in the film 'There's Something About Mary.' Who wore it better?

Dunk tank and Gremlin. There is no winner.