Maury Povich Is The King Of Lie Detector Tests.

When A Gangsta Pulls Up Their Pants It Must Be Extremely Cold Outside.

If Your Friend Can't Make It To The Ball Game You Can Still Bring Him With You.

When Your Friend Is Holding Your Shirt So You Don't Fall Off A Tall Building You Should Make Him Put Down His Beer First.

Donald Duck Caught Waving Around Cash At A Strip Club.

Install A Bubble Port Hole In Your Fence So Your Dog Can See The Outside World.