Had a huge argument with your wife or girlfriend?

How evolution came to a complete stop.

It's so damn hot but just be thankful you aren't a corn on the cob.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Don't know Karate but I know how to use a baseball bat.

Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit according to this Church.