Pappy's 'Not Made in China' barbecue & dipping sauce without lead paint! Made in USA!

Some heroes don't wear a cape, they hold a roll of toilet paper.

How evolution came to a complete stop.

Freddie Mercury from Queen tattoo is a nice tribute but a little off.

Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.