Pappy's 'Not Made in China' barbecue & dipping sauce without lead paint! Made in USA!

Living in Greece is like being a tampon.

If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise...

Freddie Mercury from Queen tattoo is a nice tribute but a little off.

A wife is like a hand grenade.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.