Mom said she found this pipe in my car and that we needed to have a talk.

Give your valentine a full 12 inches.

Ringo Starr from 'The Beatles' proves those quiz posts on Facebook are absolute bulls**t.

Psst, hey kid. Wanna bison weed?

When you're 12 beers deep at the bar and some guy you never met is now your best friend.

Children must always wear a seat belt.