When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

This guy was just mowing his lawn until he spotted the Google street view car and then did what more and more people are doing.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.