Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Timber: Exciting new dating app for lumberjacks.

We know what is wrong with the world, but how do we fix it?

Phones are so expensive these days.

Bald eagle eyebrows.