If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Looks nice but I prefer a bed

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Her Name Is Little Miss Sunshine And If She Doesn't Cheer You Up Nothing Will.

Have You Ever Been Laughing So Hard You Had To Say This? Good.........It Means You Are Living On The Edge.

Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?