A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Very rare double wedgie removal sighting

I am trying to figure out how she got the nozzle to work without it constantly clicking off

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!