It's cheaper to buy a new printer than it is to buy new ink cartridges.

If you squeeze the head of a Barbie Doll, it looks like Selena Gomez.

Don't you just love chewie bacon? Chewbacca bacon that is.

Straight outta toilet paper.

The Redneck Plunger is like shooting turds in a barrel.

Sorry black boys, only white men can handle this.