After 90 minutes and no goals he finally scored

Standing in nature over looking a beautiful mountain side with your boobs hanging out is the true meaning of freedom.

Posing with a Llama before prom is always a good idea

Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.