When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

Multiple selfies with a camel while doing the same facial expressions.