This is what happens when your child has colored markers and you leave them unattended with the family pet.

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Baby born at a strip club will have a great story to tell it's friends when it grows older.

Battery in your remote running low? Beat the crap out of it.

Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early.

Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, The Black Eyed Peas, and Freddie Mercury of Queen comparison.