Fired on the first day of the job for accidentally putting the pants on backwards while dressing up as Winnie the Pooh.

Kids These Days Would Rather Play Candy Crush Than Admire a Rembrandt Painting.

If your girlfriend tells you that you don't have to get her anything for Christmas you should be afraid.

The worst drug dealer of all is the one that charges you by the hour to lay on a couch.

Even Your Guardian Angel Can't Believe The Things You Do Sometimes.

This Kid Forgot To Put The Water In His Cup O Noodles.