No! I don't wanna go back to school.

Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

Programmers: The various stages of a computer programmers life.

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.