My boobs aren't small, they're low fat.

Husbands better keep a close eye on this poolboy.

This grocery store makes shopping easy for the single, drunk, cat lovers out there.

Vending machine gave me a Diet Coke when I pushed the button for Root Beer.

“I Brake For Tailgaters.” A little too much brake this time there tough guy.

Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle no longer gets to choose between a 6 inch or a footlong.