Use Red Bull instead of water when making coffee if you dare.

Went to Lowe's to buy some paint. Changed my mind.

Amazing first date and then auto correct happened.

Obama flirts with the Thai Prime Minister and Michelle is pissed.

Gay, white, black, racist, confederate flag wavers, or anyone else makes no difference to a bear.

Now you can hold your plate and your drink with one hand leaving a free hand to stuff your face. Genius!