Standing in nature over looking a beautiful mountain side with your boobs hanging out is the true meaning of freedom.

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Everything was fine until they decided to include the dog in the family portrait

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Is she stuck or just taking care of an itch?

Much Simpler Times Here. This To Do List Is A Breeze.