Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

Programmers: The various stages of a computer programmers life.

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.

Dog has a big favor to ask of the cat.