The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Great idea taking the port o crapper with you

This waiter has mad skills especially since the plates probably weigh more than he does.

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Napoleon Dynamite Would Love These Talons