Probably not the bathroom to use if you suffer from stage fright

When the sun is in your eyes it helps if you turn your hat around

Good luck trying to beat Mrs Chiggers

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

This waiter has mad skills especially since the plates probably weigh more than he does.