I think I found my soulmate at the grocery store. I love wine.

If you survived free range parenting, you are a real bad ass by today's standards.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Unsure if this ad featuring Barack Obama and Kim Jong-un hugging is for tea or teabagging.

Bach Street Boys.

Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.