The is how you save yourself from getting a sore neck

Getting pulled over for indecent exposure or he just wants her phone number

I am trying to figure out how she got the nozzle to work without it constantly clicking off

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

He Probably Read The Sign And Then Got Over Confident In His Driving Abilities