After 90 minutes and no goals he finally scored

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

Gas prices got you down?

Is she stuck or just taking care of an itch?

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home