Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Hopefully this was a free car wash

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

Basketball Referee Gets Caught Standing In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Taking An Accidental Fist To The Family Jewels.

It Looks Like This Deer Has Had One Too Many Drinks At This Bar. Someone Had Better Give Him A Ride Home.