Between the both of them, there is a full head of hair.

Coffee just runs right through me.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

Donald Trump vs Corn on the cob. Which one has better hair?

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

Hulk Hogan apologizes for 'unacceptable' racist rant, but some aren't buying it.