Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

Programmers: The various stages of a computer programmers life.