Turtle vs. Snail vs. Internet Explorer

I should have gone to bed earlier last night.

Daphne from Scooby-Doo hasn't aged well.

People that are high get 20% off. Just another reason why stoners love Taco Bell.

A woman saying, "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying, "you won't feel a thing."

Hi, I can't come to work today.