Things don't always work out the way you had planned

There is supposed to be text in this picture but I don't see any

She must be a very thoughtful woman wearing this Sex do it for the kids shirt.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Everything was fine until they decided to include the dog in the family portrait

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!