Cats and Tigers. Different size but same attitude.

Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

A wife is like a hand grenade.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Jury Duty is not only a great service to society but it also has many great attributes.

If you're happy and you know it crap your hands.