No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

Congratulations you are almost there

I think I saw this cat roaming the strip in West Hollywood once

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!

It Might Be A Good Idea To Read This Book If Your Cat Looks At You Funny