Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

Well said Donkey. Laughter is indeed a tranquilizer and should be taken often.

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

Just add water regularly and wait for a full size version

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It