Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

Dressed in a patriotic outfit to buy Budweiser beer from a foreign company.

We asked Domino's to write a joke on the pizza box.

Extremely alert mall security guard.

Doggy snow sculpture looks exactly like the real thing.

Barney has been really working out and here are his before and after photos to prove it.