He must have a hard time finding turtlenecks that fit

Dad feeds Baby some milk from a bottle while Mommy feeds Daddy some beer from a bottle. Such a beautiful sight.

Who needs a bowl when you can use your beard?

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Dog steals then confesses the truth

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!