When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

I think I found my soulmate at the grocery store. I love wine.

Kids thought this land surveyor was taking a picture.

Waking up from a coma after 2 years...

Two dudes wearing horse head masks hanging out with a horse.