The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!

Receiving Bills In The Mail Becomes Fun When You Have A Cute Little Rabbit That Opens Them For You

Missing Unicorn. Rewards Offered. Please Help.

Very Nice Shoes They Match So Well With Your Mustache.